Our super secret boycott was a success. We had a very super secret grassroots boycott of Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray Soda, a celery-flavored carbonated soda.
While we heap praises on Dr. Brown for his fabulous work in the area of very fine black cherry sodas, we can never forgive him for unleashing a beverage like Cel-Ray onto the unsuspecting world.
In addition, we feel that this type of marketing was irresponsibly geared toward small children who like to try new things, especially sugary sodas.
In any case, it's over now and I'd like to thank each and every one of you concerned citizens for doing your part to put down this menace.
Dr. Brown, next time you want to try a veggie flavored soda, we at the LSC will stand firmly behind any efforts you launch as long as it doesn't have celery as a flavor or ingredient.
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