Sunday, July 31, 2011

The Great Royal Celery Conspiracy

Apparently, it's not enough that the English try to subjugate the entire world way back then and make us ruin our tea in the Boston Harbor and woo us with fancy weddings of the children and grandchildren of the Royal Family.

No, none of that is nearly subversive enough.

They have to take it one step further and offer Prince Charles's celery growing as a free tourist attraction where anyone, even children, could come across this public abomination.

Write the president, write your English ambassador. Tell them we will not tolerate this in-your-face behavior from a free world country.

Friday, July 22, 2011

Michele Bachman, Anti-Christ

I probably don't need to add a lot to this.  Watch the video, it will chill you to the BONE.

Get the word out. Bachman loves celery and she must be stopped. We can't have this business in the White House -- imagine at every turn large platters of celery everywhere.

Oh those celery loves are deviant and subversive.