Monday, January 28, 2013

Unsung Heroine: Mallory Ortberg


Mallory Ortberg recently penned a beautiful article in response to The NY Times' outrageous claims that celery is good for you.

Not only should Ms. Ortberg be praised for her bold stand against celery-usage, but also for her eloquence in such a call to arms.

Thank you, Ms. Ortberg for your dedication to the anti-celery cause.  We at The League for the Suppression of Celery salute you.

Article can be found here: gawker.com

Wednesday, January 2, 2013