We here at the LSC are outraged at the news that not only are producers and manufacturers trying to ram celery down our throats (literally) but that they would go so far as to try to use celery as a building material to build skyscrapers.
Please, pay attention all you regional supervisors of grassroots LSC offices! Be prepared on short notice to organize picketers for construction sites.
The time calls for vigilance in this matter. The reason I say this is because they're trying to bury stories like this out of the mainstream press until it's too late. I found this story at the LaLa Times.