Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Full of Lies

It has come to our attention there is a book recently published that makes a mockery of everything we believe in.

This cannot, will not, must not be tolerated.

We currently have operatives in Arkansas investigating the situation and will report back as soon as we hear anything.

Until then, don't believe anything you read out there. This blog is the only source for THE REAL TRUTH about celery, not these other posers who might try to deceive you.

Do not be mislead by the pretty words or idyllic covers that lull you into a false sense of security.