The article I'm about to show you is an example of how insidious their pro-celery activities are. The next thing you know they'll be serving celery in schools. (NEWS FLASH: My assistant editing this article pointed out to me that they are already serving celery in schools. TO OUR UNSUSPECTING CHILDREN! It's madness!)
Spread the word... because these things might start jumping out at you from dark alleys and you need to know to protect yourself.
Source: Miami New Times