Tuesday, July 21, 2009

New Member

Please welcome a new inductee to our group. She is becoming enlightened to the cause and is helping promote us and spread the word about the evils of celery.

Head over there now and give her a hearty celery-free welcome.



Pamela said...

Oh. My. Word.
I'm getting hate comments from your enemies, the Celery Eaters.
This is awesome.

Wendy said...

Sorry, I didn't anticipate THAT happening, but you know those celery eaters. It's all that toxic chemical going to their brain. It makes them shifty and unpredictable.

I'm sorry you've had to endure that kind of suffering at their hands.