Saturday, May 2, 2009

A Little Bit of Administrivia

Whew, it's been a long week. I'm just back from one of the safehouses we have. Not one of the nicer ones, but it was imperative that we had to do some planning for the future of the group. What with the recent blatant attacks by the group that we know understand to be calling themselves "The League for the Suppression of the League for the Suppression of Celery" we have been forced to take some of our operation back underground. DESPITE THIS BEING AMERICA. Apparently civil rights do not apply to people who don't like celery.

On a lighter note, we've been nominated for Blogger's Choice Awards "Freakiest Blogger" category. Obviously someone thinks we're fooling around here and don't understand how serious our organization is. Well, at least they didn't nominate us for a "humor blog" category. That would have been completely insulting.

Well, at least it will get the word out about our mission, so please take some time to vote for us. You can do so easily by clicking on the Blogger's Choice Award button to the right.

Now that I'm back, we'll get back to our regularly scheduled program of dissemination news and information that will get us one stop closer to a celery-free world.

12 comments:

Ginny said...

WE WILL FIND YOU
http://nomoreceleryhaters.blogspot.com/

GreenLava said...

What do I do? Just cooked spaghetti sauce with celery in it. Should I keep it or pour it down the drain? Help

Btw Just voted for you. Really appreciate if you could vote for me http://bloggerschoiceawards.com/blogs/show/73925. You can be sure there's no celery in here.

Wendy said...

Ginny, there is no way you can keep us down. For too long we have been an oppressed minority. Rise up, celery haters, and take back your power!

Wendy said...

GreenLava, how did that even happen? I wouldn't put it down the sink because, left too long and unattended, it might crawl back up the drain and attack you while you sleep.

I recommend throwing it far away out into the woods or call the hazmat team. Or if you hate the neighbor's dog you can feed it to the dog.

Heather Cherry said...

Ginny, I had a sneaking suspicion you were involved in these latest attacks. The hatred campaign had your scent all over it.

*cracking knuckles*

P.L. Frederick said...

Celery has infiltrated my garden.

P.L. Frederick (Small & Big)

Ginny said...

for some FACTS about the goodness of celery visit: http://nomoreceleryhaters.blogspot.com/

Heather Cherry said...

Ginny, you know you've been banned from these premises for life. Kindly leave before I have to get violent.

Ginny said...

first ya gotta catch me!

Wendy said...

P.L.: I recommend gasoline and a match.

Ginny: We've triangulated your position.

P.L. Frederick said...

Ooh, and congrats on your Freaky Blogger nom. Should you win it will send a huge message to the vegetable kingdom. It has farther reaching implications than even that gasoline-and-match practice.

P.L. Frederick (Small & Big)

Heather Cherry said...

*zeroing in*