Saturday, May 23, 2009

Indian Celery


We've just received word about something worrisome that some of you might not know about. This is a new type of insidious danger lurking in the ground, possibly right under your very feet.

It's called Indian Celery and apparently grows wild in places. It's not a traditional celery, but it tastes similar and for that reason it's probably best to just avoid it until we learn more about its properties.

We've obtained official samples that have been sent to a lab and will report back as soon as we know something.

Don't panic, just use caution.

5 comments:

Amy said...

I wonder if we can import a plant that will kill the Indian celery and thereby, ruin the ecosystem of the area. Of course, we know the ecosystem is already ruined by this evil plan, so we can only save it through further ruin...or something...

Ginny said...

Tastes good . . .yum!

Heather Cherry said...

Ginny, don't make me come over there!

P.L. Frederick said...

It looks so innocent with those pretty yellow flowers. Clever.

P.L. Frederick (Small & Big)

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