Whew, it's been a long week. I'm just back from one of the safehouses we have. Not one of the nicer ones, but it was imperative that we had to do some planning for the future of the group. What with the recent blatant attacks by the group that we know understand to be calling themselves "The League for the Suppression of the League for the Suppression of Celery" we have been forced to take some of our operation back underground. DESPITE THIS BEING AMERICA. Apparently civil rights do not apply to people who don't like celery.
On a lighter note, we've been nominated for Blogger's Choice Awards "Freakiest Blogger" category. Obviously someone thinks we're fooling around here and don't understand how serious our organization is. Well, at least they didn't nominate us for a "humor blog" category. That would have been completely insulting.
Well, at least it will get the word out about our mission, so please take some time to vote for us. You can do so easily by clicking on the Blogger's Choice Award button to the right.
Now that I'm back, we'll get back to our regularly scheduled program of dissemination news and information that will get us one stop closer to a celery-free world.