Saturday, May 30, 2009
There is something going around the Internet called the "Celery Diet". Well, why don't we call this what it really is... the diet of death.
I don't know how got this started, but I strongly consider this an act of terrorism against heavyset Americans. Please, people, diet responsibly. If you have to do something extreme, for heaven's sake, do the cabbage soup diet or perhaps the infamous cardiac hospital diet.
Being thin is not worth the risk involved in this extreme and dangerous celery diet. Don't succumb to peer pressure. If you feel the need to do something risky, please call our hotline. Volunteers are standing by.
[photo credit: flitzy phoebie]