We've just received word about something worrisome that some of you might not know about. This is a new type of insidious danger lurking in the ground, possibly right under your very feet.
It's called Indian Celery and apparently grows wild in places. It's not a traditional celery, but it tastes similar and for that reason it's probably best to just avoid it until we learn more about its properties.
We've obtained official samples that have been sent to a lab and will report back as soon as we know something.
Don't panic, just use caution.
