ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
Ready Pac is voluntarily recalling some of their celery that is packaged with peanut butter. These are sold in Trader Joe's and other groceries.
You can read the story at the OCRegister.
(Read between the lines, people! They claim it's because of the peanut butter but we're currently investigating the real reason. It's either a significantly more dangerous genetically engineered celery that was released by accident OR we have some insider executives at Ready Pac who are helping us. I'll do my best to find out more!)