Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Celery and Pheromones

The following information will probably deeply disturb most of you as it did me. In fact, I think I might have to take a week off from posting on this blog because I am so disgusted and disheartened.

There is talk going around that you can use celery as an aphrodisiac by eating it and then it will give off a scent that apparently drives women wild.

As a result of irresponsible people passing these rumors around the Internet there are a whole bunch of strange men racing around trying to collect sweat out of their smelly armpits in order to get women to like them.

This is wrong on so many levels I don't even know where to start. And so, brave League members, I have to say in my moment of weakness I will just point you to the evidence and then go to bed. I hope I can find my strength again tomorrow.

My apologies.

Photo credit: Eliya


Anonymous said...

It is actually true. I began eating celery frequently a year ago, simply because I discovered I like the taste. Whenever I'd had a celery binge, I got strange reactions from females. Literally, they were going mad for it. One girl ~ previously unknown to me ~ flung her arms round my neck and proceeded to snuggle her face against it. Definitely she was reacting to the scent and she wouldn't leave me alone. It was bizarre. Alarming too because I am a straight girl.... and so, she claimed, was she.

I see these kind of strange reactions and behaviours from other females, whenever I partake of the C. This is why I've googled to see if celery as a pheromone stimulant. I'm now putting my consumption on hold!

eula_w said...

If you want your girlfriend drive crazy about you, use pheromones and see how do pheromones work for you.