Showing posts with label celery recall. Show all posts
Showing posts with label celery recall. Show all posts

Monday, January 9, 2012

Celery Seed Recall

Last month there was a recall of organic celery seeds.  You can get more information from the Reuters news story.

Unless of course, it's silenced by Those Who Would Have You Think Celery is Okay.

You know who I mean...

Also, don't forget -- celery seed is used as a seasoning in a lot of salad dressings and spice mixes. READ YOUR INGREDIENTS, PEOPLE.

Unless, of course, you have a death wish. But, really, if you're suicidal, salmonella is probably not the best way to go anyway. Just don't do it.  Don't.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Trader Joe's Celery Stick Recall

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

Ready Pac is voluntarily recalling some of their celery that is packaged with peanut butter. These are sold in Trader Joe's and other groceries.

You can read the story at the OCRegister.

(Read between the lines, people! They claim it's because of the peanut butter but we're currently investigating the real reason. It's either a significantly more dangerous genetically engineered celery that was released by accident OR we have some insider executives at Ready Pac who are helping us. I'll do my best to find out more!)