Showing posts with label stupid beyond belief. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid beyond belief. Show all posts

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Bad Gift Idea




If you're looking for a REALLY BAD GIFT IDEA, how about some celery-stamped gift wrap? Not only is this ugly, but where do you think the juice from the celery will go? It will permeate your gift wrap and could possibly also go so far as to ruin the gift inside.

So please, people, use celery responsibly which is NOT AT ALL.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Celery and Pheromones


The following information will probably deeply disturb most of you as it did me. In fact, I think I might have to take a week off from posting on this blog because I am so disgusted and disheartened.

There is talk going around that you can use celery as an aphrodisiac by eating it and then it will give off a scent that apparently drives women wild.

As a result of irresponsible people passing these rumors around the Internet there are a whole bunch of strange men racing around trying to collect sweat out of their smelly armpits in order to get women to like them.

This is wrong on so many levels I don't even know where to start. And so, brave League members, I have to say in my moment of weakness I will just point you to the evidence and then go to bed. I hope I can find my strength again tomorrow.

My apologies.

Photo credit: Eliya