According to
an article at Front Page Magazine, celery produces carcinogens when it comes under attacks from insects. It's a defense mechanism. (So, people, please stop calling celery a "defenseless vegetable".)
So, now you get to choose between chemically-coated celery or carcinogenic celery. Tough choice.
A better choice is just avoid it all. Do the right thing, buy carrots or maybe a nice parsnip or okra. Just say NO to celery.
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jasminedelilah
5 comments:
We are a little large to qualify as insects unless we wear antenae, little wings and start making "bzzzz" sounds to fool celery into producing carcinogens. Example niah:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmVn6b7DdpA
OMG!!! How did you get that video from my school play??
And sorry, if I was celery (heaven forbid) and you came at me with a machete and all I could do is sit there and make carcinogens... don't think I wouldn't do it!
Celery!
Celery!
Celery!
And obviously celery also causes stuttering.
Leave the celery alone!
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