Thursday, June 18, 2009
Celery Salt is Still Celery
Someone asked me the other day if it's okay to use celery salt.
No. It's definitely not okay.
Here is my general rule of thumb... if it has the word "celery" anywhere in it it's not okay. Not in the name, not in the ingredients, not even the color "celery". Some of it is wrong because celery is vile and dangerous. Some is wrong just out of sheer principle.
But we have to be STRONG, people. If we give on the moral grounds it's the first step sliding down that slippery slope and before long we're doing celery and green apple shooters with our friends down at the bar.
Better safe than sorry, I say. And I hope you'll agree.
[photo credit: mister bisson]