Take heart, people. These activists are the types who use fear and misinformation to discourage and dishearten you. Just remember -- you are on the right path. We have turned this message into our investigative division and will report back when we have more information.
Let's keep doing business as usual until we have reason to do otherwise.
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If we let our thoughts turn to hopelessness, then the celery terrorists have won. Don't let them win, people.
Also, I have a feeling I know who sent this dastardly threat. And I'm already sitting outside your house. You know who you are. Yeah, I can see you. You're in your living room watching Heroes. I'm in the black sedan across the street with the tinted windows.
i found some disguised celery mixing with my rhubarb, i think on a recruiting mission. Do you think the rhubarb has been compromised?
Tom, listen to me very, very carefully.......
Get out of there.
Now.
Go.
GO!
I think until further notice you might be careful with the rhubarb, too.
Last night I found some in my soup. They've got my place tapped.
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