Thank you for your interest in the League for the Suppression of Celery. Our mission statement is to promote and advocate for a celery-free world. It's a small mission statement, but it's a small group so far. :)
Please join us in ridding the world of celery -- one stalk at a time.
6 comments:
Cool blog. Celery is in fact nature's junk food. It has no nutrients, and about the only thing it's good for is dipping into peanut butter or cream cheese. And those things will just kill you anyways.
Steve, have I told you how awesome you are? No, I guess not since we just met.
Steve, you're awesome. :) Let the truth shine through!
Are you by any chance affiliated with the Anti-Celery Club on deviantArt? There seems to be a lot of celery hate going around.
I'm ambivalent to it myself, but I made a 'celery stalker' icon awhile ago that I thought you might appreciate. It's slightly wonky-looking (people tell me it looks like a cactus) but it very clearly shows the evils of celery: http://stalkerplz.deviantart.com
Is this blog still active, or did the celery mafia take everyone out? I figured this place would be a hotbed of outrage, considering it's "National Fresh Celery Month" Yep, all month. I want to cry.
Celery is the most disgusting tasting thing in the world. Add it to your recipe if you want to make sure no one eats it. Can be added to Tuna, Salads, or just put it on a plate and let it's awful taste rub off on nearby otherwise delicious hor d'oeuvres. Celery, your natural horrible taste, that's supposed to be a defense mechanism against creatures that would eat you, still won't hold back humans from ruining their foods with your awful excretions.
Celery is disgusting I despise it with all my being.
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