Snack Abomination

In an effort to make celery more palatable to children, we have these people, doing this thing: Celery Root Chips

Please, people, do not be fooled by the fact that they look so similar to potato chips.  In fact, consider this a call to more vigilant at parties where snacks are served because it's obvious that the celery lovers are trying to trick you into trying this snack abomination.

Also, just because you baked them instead of fried them doesn't mean it's any better.

Nice try, villains, but we're smarter than you think.