Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Full of Lies

It has come to our attention there is a book recently published that makes a mockery of everything we believe in.

This cannot, will not, must not be tolerated.

We currently have operatives in Arkansas investigating the situation and will report back as soon as we hear anything.

Until then, don't believe anything you read out there. This blog is the only source for THE REAL TRUTH about celery, not these other posers who might try to deceive you.

Do not be mislead by the pretty words or idyllic covers that lull you into a false sense of security.


4 comments:

Christine H. said...

This looks extremely suspicious. You should call the FBI - or write to them anyway.

Eva Gallant said...

I just finished reading the book! I loved it! I will be doing a review of it on my blog later this week!!!

Terry Emanuel said...

I just finished the book and I' m torn now. I always kinda liked celery - dipped in ranch dressing or, even better, soaking in a bloody Mary. Now I' m afraid I' 'll never look at celery quite the same. Strawberries either, for that matter. But I went to my hairdresser yesterday and got a pixie shag haircut and I feel much better.

What a fun, wonderful book! Thank you for writing it.

Bono, chill out! Kate avenged your son for you - you should thank her, not criticize her book.

All the best, Terry Emanuel

Terry Emanuel said...

spellcheck changed Bibi to Bono. Sorry about that.