Congratulations, We're Making Progress

About this time last year we reported that celery was ranked as the TOP most pesticide-ridden vegetable in the known universe.

We are happy to report that we're making progress in our fight against celery. This year in the current release of the "Dirty Dozen", celery is ranked only #2.

As we have hacked away at the villainous celery minions, we've weakened their hold and there is a slight reduction in their power.  But do not celebrate too long and let your guard down.  There is a long way to go. We must fight the good fight until the very end.

But for now, celebrate it up right, be proud at what you've accomplished in the last year and let's start again strong tomorrow!

Celery Dangers to Men

Our crack team of investigators have been working on a documentary about the dangers of celery to men.  We're investigating certain theories such as reduction in sperm count, abberant social behaviors and an increased desire to basket weave.

Here is just a small look at the bigger study we're working on.  I'm telling you, people, this is getting serious.