Mallory Ortberg recently penned a beautiful article in response to The NY Times' outrageous claims that celery is good for you.
Not only should Ms. Ortberg be praised for her bold stand against celery-usage, but also for her eloquence in such a call to arms.
Thank you, Ms. Ortberg for your dedication to the anti-celery cause. We at The League for the Suppression of Celery salute you.
Article can be found here: gawker.com
