Michele Bachman, Anti-Christ

I probably don't need to add a lot to this.  Watch the video, it will chill you to the BONE.



Get the word out. Bachman loves celery and she must be stopped. We can't have this business in the White House -- imagine at every turn large platters of celery everywhere.

Oh those celery loves are deviant and subversive.

Sign the Petition!

Okay, people! Here is another way you can show your support...

Go check out the petition to ban celery!

We're planning a full-out petition drive as soon as we can get Fearne Cotton on the line. Stay tuned.